What I wish I wore today

I haven't done this in a while. Things have been insane around the house the past week or so. Sorry to have neglected...
With moving departments comes learning new procedures...One of the people who did not fare so well in my old department was sent to my new department to try and avoid giving him a box to pack his desk with, and I don't think it is helping much. This guy is about the slowest person I've had to work with in a while. We were going over procedures today and literally 2 minutes after he did it he couldn't remember what he had just done to do it again. I know it can be hard when your learning but come on now, you just did the effin thing and now your lost?!?!