Engrish of the Day

Engrish of the Day
This is what I need!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Actual post from Craigslist....

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.



You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.



I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.



Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.



When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.



When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.



When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too.

You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.



I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.





Location: Orlando
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Well I only have one thing inside my head today...


Ann I know your gonna have a comment on this one, but....

Friday, July 18, 2008













Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Party at the Bay Saturday...

EVERYONE IS INVITED!!!!


We're going to Hurricane Bay to Celebrate our 7 year Anniversary (7/11), John's Birthday (7/13)and Alishea's Birthday (7/20)


We have tons of free entry and 2 free drink passes if you need one let me know!


See ya at the bay!!!

Pima Air & Space Museum

We went to Tucson this past weekend. Mike had drill and it was our 7 year anniversary. So the 3 of us packed up and went to the land of ONE grocery store again. It was not a good weekend to go. It was icky weather wise and Gav was sick (103 temp almost all weekend but no antiboitics as it was viral). So the 2 of us stayed in the room all day Saturday and watched tv and read books and napped while daddy was at work. Sunday since we had to check out while Mike was still working we decided to take a field trip to the Pima Air & Space Museum. Gavin LOVED going and looking at all the planes and parts. We got there around 10 and left at 2 and had only seen about 1/2 of what they have. We went back after Mike got done work and spent another 2 hours walking around and STILL didn't see everything.

They had pretty much every plane and part you could think of to look at and a TON of displays and model aircraft. They had a memorial for the 390th Bombardment group that lost a bunch of members. They had JFK's Air Force One. Even an SR71 Blackbird that you could get right up to and check out the engine and everything. Not to mention a whole hanger for WWII planes. And that was only what we got to see. We will definately go back one day and spend the whole day going through there. Here are some pics from the day, we took over 300 these are some favorites. Enjoy!
















Saturday, July 5, 2008

4th of July Cancelled...

Can you believe they actually had to cancel the fireworks because of wind! So we stayed home and watched the Tempe Town Lake fireworks on TV. Not my idea of good fun but it was better than having to sit outside in such massive wind they couldn't shoot off fireworks. LoL it wasn't even that bad when they cancelled them. It did however get worse about an hour later and was lightning out and loooked like rain. Oh well.....Off to the PARTY at D & Ann's